moon-arcana:

ciriofcintras:

“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

This post gets funnier over time

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mytearsrricochet:

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bizarreaizen:

Real homies respect trans people!

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spacetrashpile:

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

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apricops:

poesimark:

I bet it’s nice for finding a date too

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rosslynpaladin:

rannulfr:

Boss’s wife upon hearing I’m a medieval scholar: Isn’t it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?

Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*

You’re a better person than I

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gigglepuffpixie:

anexperimentallife:

what’s that comment? “you wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair”

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catgirl-techsupport:

enki2:

Beware of those wearing anime shirts, because they stopped caring what others think of them a long time ago.

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unfunyman:

mini-wrants:

sic-semper-hominibus:

kelcipher:

this man found a gemstone the size of a new york apartment on the side of the road and said “sorry im excited about rocks” about it

“This is the most honkin’ skookum rock” bro.

i know a lot of people won’t know who this guy is but he’s running a company that’s building electric semi trucks because tesla sucks so bad and they named it Edison Motors because they’re stealing Tesla’s idea.

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c-ptsdofficial:

me: *is left alone for 0.10 seconds*

me: i am… unlovable

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anxietyproblem:

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skipp3r:

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queen-mabs-revenge:

guaca-chole:

We love to see it

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